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I have probably never taken a single commission because I am a lousy piece of shit. :I

I charge $10 as a base price for let it me drawings or stories.
$5 for every added character in said picture/every chapter added to said stories.

Drawings:

- Always traditional. I can pixel somewhat. I have apparently misplaced my tablet pen, so-

- I use markers primarily, but if you prefer crayons or colored pencils or lineart, I am happy to oblige.

Pros: Animals; basically creatures of any kind. I excel at fantasy-like creatures, mainly dragons and the like.

Cons: Humans. I cannot draw a human to save my life. I can draw humanoid creatures; but as long as the faces, legs, and arms are more creature-like.

NSFW drawings may be available; though options are extremely limited due to my hindered ability to draw symmetrical breasts.

Literature:

- Reader inserts, AU's, general fanfiction, crossovers; you name it, I can write it.

Pros: Triggering material is a topic I excel at. Though everything else is just as acceptable.

Cons: I will NOT write a piece if I am not familiar with the fandom the commissioner wants to to write a thing for. I will do general research on said fandom, however.

NSFW pieces, whether in the form of consensual sex, rape, incest, bestiality, or anything extremely kinky, will ALWAYS be available. I do not mind writing about these topics, though that does NOT mean I encourage what I write.

Waiting time: I put forth maximum effort on each piece I conjure. Though I am notorious on being a procrastinating lard ass. I also usually begin on a piece as soon as I get the request to do so.

Minimum waiting time: 2 WEEKS

Maximum waiting time: 1 MONTH

Should the waiting time exceed one month, DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME WITH A STATUS UPDATE OF YOUR COMMISSION.

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oh look a crappily written commission information sheet//

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MagikarPWN
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Artist | Student | Literature
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I am a potato; notorious for being an ass at times.

Quite the Marvel fan, I am. Also a SuperWhoLockian.

Currently taken. Sorry.

Also a transgender male. I am biologically female, but I identify as male. A crossdressing male, apparently. No one can rock a chest binder and some female clothes better than me. :I

Should you be strictly cisgendered and tell me that I was born female for a reason I don't want to fucking hear it.

Strictly anti-captivity. Specifically for cetaceans and the likes of orcas.

I write fanfiction that I usually never post because I think it's shit. I've got several in the works.
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TheReturnofMeta Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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artisticallystupid Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the watch, darling! Have a llama! :aww:
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MagikarPWN Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Student Writer
oh my god, thank you! <3

your stories are amazing omg
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artisticallystupid Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!!!
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popofcolor123 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the favorite!
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